I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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