my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
organizing the empties. That sober.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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