i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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