Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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