She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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