Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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