Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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