just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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