I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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