Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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