Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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