just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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Sober January is a disaster.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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