whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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