what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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