College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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