It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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