I don't think brook has ever known best
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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