dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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