? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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