Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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