I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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