What did we do last night that was yellow?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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