Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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