the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Two words: blizzard sex
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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