There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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