And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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