Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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