Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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