I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
