No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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