he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
