Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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