38 yer olds are good kisserssss
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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