gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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