OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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