Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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