C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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