if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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