And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
