i always forget guys have bellybuttons
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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