Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
