I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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