i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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