You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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I need to calm my uterus...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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