All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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