my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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