But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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