So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
