She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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