If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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