My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
another moral hangover. fuck.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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