are you still at the devil's house?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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