She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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