Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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