It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
